I like knowing that my husband finds me attractive. I like it slightly less when I am trying to complete a set at the gym and he appears to be…
Playful Escapades
Funny first dates, awkward flirting, and romantic plans that don’t quite go as expected. Stories with dry wit, surprising encounters, and plenty of second-guessing.
I Stopped Drinking. My Friends Kept Offering Reviews of My Personality.
I stopped drinking because I disliked how I felt the next day. My wife knew. Most of our friends did not, largely because I did not feel my choice of…
Five Marriage Myths That Did Not Survive the Laundry
Fairytales tend to end at the wedding. This is a sensible editorial decision: several chapters about agreeing on a thermostat setting would slow the pace.
He Said “I Love You” During Sex. Did He Mean It?
We had been dating for a few weeks when Ben said he loved me during oral sex. It was not a moment that lent itself to an extended clarification.
Date Night Ended. His Game Had Just Begun.
Jessica had planned dinner with Ryan, and dinner had gone well. They had talked, sat close, and come home with the comfortable feeling that the evening…
The Millionaire Who Advertised His Money and Disliked the Responses
Dale’s dating profile included his expensive car, a terrace with an impressive view, and several carefully accidental references to success. He wanted…
My Boss Called It Networking. Then She Asked Me to Cover for Her.
My boss, Karen, believed in networking. At the conference, this began with professional introductions and continued long after the people wearing name…
“I’m Actually 50. The App Won’t Let Me Change It.”
The profile says thirty-nine. The biography says fifty. The explanation blames the app, which has apparently become the world’s most determined…
My Girlfriend Was Getting Attention. I Was Providing Commentary.
My girlfriend, Megan, is striking. I knew this when I asked her out. Somehow, I was still surprised to discover that other people had functioning eyesight.
She Hasn’t Had Sex in a While. Reality TV Makes It a Crisis.
“It’s been a while,” a woman says on a reality dating show.
I Returned to Dating at 45. My Expectations Were Still 30.
After a decade-long relationship, I returned to dating at forty-five and discovered that the other people had been aging while I was busy. This struck…
The Handbag Was Expensive. My Explanation Was Getting More Elaborate.
I bought a Chanel bag and told my husband it had cost two hundred dollars at a thrift shop. The bag was beautifully made. The explanation had several…