The first kiss went well. Then your brain, keen to preserve the atmosphere, supplied a sentence about parking restrictions. This happens. Attraction…
Playful Escapades
Funny first dates, awkward flirting, and romantic plans that don’t quite go as expected. Stories with dry wit, surprising encounters, and plenty of second-guessing.
The Car Ride Where I Compared Our Sex Life to Career Ambition
My wife, Laura, was talking about ambition during a drive for coffee. She could not understand people who said they wanted a different career but never…
Our Prank War Required a Peace Treaty
Sarah filled Tom’s home office with balloons. Tom opened the door, surveyed the cheerful obstruction, and asked whether this was affection or a change…
We Both Invented a Business Meeting. We Chose the Same Beach Bar.
John told Jane he had a meeting at headquarters. Jane told John she had an appointment that would take most of the afternoon. Both delivered the news…
We Arranged Secret Dates—and Met Each Other
Mike and Sally were bored with their evenings. Neither said this especially well. Instead, each privately decided that the missing excitement might be…
My Wife Changed Her Grooming. I Opened an Imaginary Investigation.
My wife, Emma, changed her intimate grooming. I noticed, wondered why, and then allowed a fairly ordinary observation to become a detective series with…
Frisky, Aroused, or Just “In the Mood”? Words for Desire
There are many ways to say you feel sexual desire. Some are clear, some are playful, and some make it sound as though you have developed a minor…
I Went Home With My Estranged Wife’s Aunt. Then Her Boyfriend Walked In.
Ten months after separating from my wife, I was still married on paper and becoming impatient with the paper. The relationship had ended after her…
Her Love Language Included Dinner Delivery. Mine Required a Conversation.
After a month of dating, Rachel told me I was not meeting her needs. I put down my coffee. This sounded like a conversation worth having before either…
The Woman at the Blackjack Table Was Not Married to Her Rings
At the blackjack table, I found myself talking to a woman wearing an impressive arrangement of rings on her left hand. I quietly placed her in the…
My Valentine’s Day Highlight Was a Tumbleweed
Valentine’s Day supplied several opportunities for me to mistake an ordinary interaction for a significant event. I managed most of them competently.
The Condom Box and the Investigation Nobody Requested
After a break, Emma and I were trying again. This should have involved discussing what had changed and what we wanted. Instead, I found a box of Magnum…