My sample size is small. I should probably put that up front, before I announce that older liberal women are better lovers. Because I am very close to announcing it.
I spent three years with a woman who supported Trump. I’ve been with other Republican women, too. Those are my experiences, for whatever they’re worth, and lately I’ve had something new to compare them with: a liberal woman who graduated from Wellesley.
That experience made an impression. Enough of one that I’m ready to take a very limited personal history and deliver a sweeping verdict with entirely too much confidence.
I can hear the objection already. One woman doesn’t represent every woman who shares her politics, any more than my previous partners represent every Republican. Fair. I admitted the sample problem before anyone had to ask.
But this is a personal declaration, and right now mine is pretty enthusiastic. After those past relationships and this new experience, older liberal women have moved straight to the top of my list.
Maybe I’m giving political affiliation credit that belongs to one particular woman. A Wellesley degree alone certainly doesn’t tell me how an evening will go. Still, here I am, impressed enough to have developed a theory.
So, with all the appropriate limitations attached to my extremely unofficial findings: older liberal women are better lovers. Who’s with me?
